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Gash Snot 

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.
Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.
Gash Snot by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

gash slasher 

One who is master of slashing the gash
“Tim, how much gash do you slash?”
“Idk man, levi is slashing all the gash... he’s the gash slasher.”
gash slasher by Masterslash June 2, 2019

Slurp gash soda 

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.
The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.
Slurp gash soda by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018

Gash flow statement 

A record of how many women you've been with (gash flow)
Hey Paul, hows it going?

Good man, check my gash flow statement

...goes into more detail...
Gash flow statement by Bennisboy October 21, 2007

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Splash for the gash 

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.
"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."
Splash for the gash by number16 January 19, 2014