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Gremlin Funds

A source of income, typically used for:
1. Water
2. Midnight Snacks

These funds do not include the use if lights, as they are only used by vampires, and nightowls
I shall save this £10 as Gremlin Funds
Gremlin Funds by Tr0nRinzler October 4, 2022

trust funds 

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.
Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!
trust funds by QuacksO March 22, 2023

flawless funds 

havin ts with no imperfections!
flawless funds by FlawlessJit August 2, 2023

larping funds

Larping funds is a way of lying about funds that aren't yours. Such as if someone were to tell you to go band for band with you, and you used a picture of someone else's funds, you would be larping funds.
You're larping funds rn random, saw the same picture on Pinterest pooron.
larping funds by kromerust June 2, 2024

Insignificant funds 

Money that’s too unimportant or worth considering. Such as not having any money at all.
I have insignificant funds in my bank account.

Federal Funds Rate 

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.
Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.