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fuckupational hazard 

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.
"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"
fuckupational hazard by nonplussed February 23, 2017

Fuckcation 

noun

A planned vacation made ahead of time to meet a girl for the purposes of having a week-long marathon of sex. Usually a common practice with long-distance relationships.
Arnaldo: I am so stressed from work and I haven't had sex in weeks.
Peter: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Arnaldo: Yeah but she lives in New York.
Peter: You should plan a fuckcation.
Fuckcation by Figa Hunter October 15, 2013

Fuckabation

Bob: I think fuckabation is fun!!

Jill: WTF is that??!!
Fuckabation by T-shake October 18, 2009

fuckstration 

Frustration over lack of sex. Emotion felt or expressed when something is getting in the way of reaching your sexual potential, fulfilling fantasies or just plain having sex or fucking.
My fuckstration is that I want to have a threesome but I'm afraid to go down on another girl. Do you think she'll get off if I use a dental dam? I'm so fuckstrated.
fuckstration by cee jay January 10, 2006

Fucktation 

A completely fucked up situation where you know shit is going to or already has hit the fan.
After 21 kettle one and seltzer drinks, this night is definitely going to be a fucktation.
Fucktation by Mistress Angelina September 22, 2017

Fuckation 

People go on a vacation just to have more chance (time and space) to fuck.
Oh! Davis and Natalie just went on a Fuckation to Phuket, they better play safe!
Fuckation by Lord Stow May 28, 2019