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Fracking 

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
Fracking by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012
Word of the Day on July 6, 2021
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anne franking 

to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.
dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.
anne franking by trippysin December 31, 2011

Francine 

Someone that is amazing beyond all comparison. They are typically one of the best friends that you could ask for, always providing help in some way. The term probably originates from somewhere within the northern regions of Earth, but nobody is sure about it's first use.
Person 1: ...and then we ended up splitting.
Person 2: Aw, I'm sorry, man!
Person 1: You're such a Francine.
Person 2: Okay?
Person 1: I *like* it.
Francine by It all adds up May 20, 2009

fracking off 

Jacking off at a picture of ur best friends girl friend
Guy 1:dude, i was totally fracking off last night

Guy 2:dam, so was i

Best friend:guys, wtf
fracking off by mexiballs March 21, 2009

Dick Frenching 

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
Dick Frenching by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

François 

A man who is very generous, patient and kind, has a great sens of humour, and is always calm no matter the situation. He is very passionate and deep, but he does not show all his cards at once.
person 1: wow I never knew François had that trick up his sleeve, I guess he is not as innocent as I though he was.
person2: it kinda turns me on...
person 1: .... okay
François by Nightfaze February 3, 2010