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four-wheeled-fornicator

...the Vanulator's nickname.
Oh my GOD! That's the Vanulator, you know it is also known as the four-wheeled-fornicator!

don't hate, forensicate 

as the word says, don't hate, forensicate! meaning don't be some idiotic loser, instead, join your school forensics team...no, not dead people kind of forensics, but the competitive speaking and acting kind. forensics is a fun! yay forensics!
"Gosh, you're such a freakin jerk! Seriously, don't hate, forensicate"
"Forensawhata"
"Forensicate! It's what all of the cool people do!"

Fornicator 

What governor schwarzenegger will become if he get caught cheating on his wifey Maria Shriver
(Papparazi walks in his home and catches ahnold busting a nut on some chick)

schwarzenegger: Im Ahnold, the GOVERNETOR!!! AHH!! (Busts a nuts)

Paparazzi (mind boggled): No, you are the FORNICATOR!!!
Fornicator by The Truth Machine October 12, 2008

Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.
Lucky bastard is running a fornicatory up there man.
Fornicatory by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

fornicatorium 

an amalgam of fornicate and lubritorium (an American expression for a service station for motor cars, where they are lubricated)
Invented by me around 1957, whilst having my car serviced, opposite a brothel. (Sad soul :-))
He staggered out of the fornicatorium, tired but well taken care of.
fornicatorium by Oldphart June 18, 2006

Fornicator 

Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)

Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.

People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"

Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."

Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."

Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"

Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
Fornicator by Vita Smart July 15, 2022