dirty footed girl 

A female denizen of the local trailer park. Often seen walking around barefoot outside of her trailer. Might be fuckable is you clean her up a little.

"Her? Oh, She's just an ol' dirty footed girl. Take her inside, give her a good scrubbin', she might be alright."

dirty footed girl by soapdonkey July 7, 2014

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck by Gixzo June 22, 2008

puddin-footed 

Ususally refers to a horses foot. A bare-footed horse's foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time.

That horse will wear a #2 shoe - It's puddin-footed. She's run around barefoot so long she's puddin-footed

puddin-footed by Tom February 17, 2005

Great tit and blue footed booby 

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.

Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

Great tit and blue footed booby by lilyoy June 9, 2021

slue footed

Is when u big and u so big yo chunky feet almost 1 inch from caving so. so they turn out this most likly cause u r knock kneed. in conclusion, yo legs on the verge of dead

daughter: ouch ma my legs hurt

mom: we’ll sit your slue footed, knock kneed ass down and they won’t

slue footed by vmoneylations October 6, 2021

Donkey Footed 

Fuck a girl from behind pull out and kick that bitch straight in pussy my niggas. thus making a clapping sound when foot and front part of the ankle come in contact with the pussy/butthole giving you dolby surround sound like claps

Dave: A Bill I donkey punched my first girl lastnight, what ya think about that?!

Bill: Bitch that ain't shit. I kicked the fuck out this bitch pussy lastnight its called getting donkey Footed . Gimmie a call and ill preform one on your mother.

Donkey Footed by Ricochet Rob July 10, 2010

Big Footed Crowing Senex

Old White Male Climate Change Deniers - driven by financial self interest rather than anything resembling scientific reasoning

Nobody wants the Big Footed Crowing Senex to go extinct now do they?

Big Footed Crowing Senex by Amber Guette May 14, 2022