Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

Folded Meat Sandwich by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

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folderstash

a collection of folders linked together

The teacher put the students' papers in his folderstash.

folderstash by Anonymous June 12, 2003

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beef folders

beef folders (pl. noun) slang for unusually large or loose labia majora, especially those with abnormally dark coloration.

I was going to bang that cheerleader Jill but when I got down there her beef folders were so loose it made me wonder if the rest of the football team had already got in her panties tonight.

beef folders by Lawyer4theDefense September 20, 2011

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Organising folders

when you tell your parents/friends/anyone who will listen that you’re going to your situationship’s house to “get stuff done”

spoiler:nothing gets done. not a single folder. not one

essentially a socially accept cover story for being perceived by someone you like. works best when delivered completely straight faced to a parent or older sibling. they know. they always know

we stayed up til 3am organising folders

Organising folders by Douche de leche April 29, 2026