frustration 

1. Trying to get to home plate with a girl but can’t even get to first base.

2. Wanting to date a girl but she won’t even give you any attention

3. Continuously getting turned down by the opposite sex

4. Seeing all of your friends getting married while you can’t even meet someone who likes you back

5. When your friends/family have a life and you don’t

6. Hearing of all your friend’s successes when you have nothing but failures

7. When your friends are getting everything in life when you cant even get the smallest thing

8. Being on the freeway during rush hour

9. The feeling you get when you hear your taxes are going up again

My life is nothing but a giant frustration--nothing less and nothign more. I don't understand it.

frustration by [e-mail] January 4, 2008

frustration flash 

When you get so tense that you just can't take it anymore and you start screaming a wild war cry whilst lifting your shirt over your head demonstrating your breasts to thine enemies

Shelbie was so sick of being harangued by everyone at camp, that when I asked her how her day was she gave me a frustration flash

frustration flash by beaniebaby7 October 13, 2013

plustration 

The feeling of frustration that results from knowing that a friend's life would be made easier by using Google+, in spite of their skepticism.

When I saw Jack individually uploading each photo from his phone, his refusal to try Instant Upload filled me with plustration.

plustration by netvegas January 1, 2013

Frustration Boner 

When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.

Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now

Frustration Boner by fustorbutts January 21, 2009

women of mass frustration 

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

women of mass frustration by Lon September 2, 2005

figureskater frustration 

A man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing. The man usually ends up at home thinking about the girl with a bottle of that new KY massage oil.

Donny's got figureskater frustration because Tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet.

figureskater frustration by MrMorrison February 14, 2006

Ur generation cause frustration 

Literally the worst insult in all the cosmos insults like "ur mom gay" or "ur grandpap a trap" literally cannot compare to this. When this insult is said, it's receiver is no longer worthy of life nor death. He is completely erased from existence.

Mark: Hey Jake, guess what
Jake: What?
Mark: ur granny tranny
Jake: well, ur sister a mister
Mark: no u
Jake: ur familly tree LGBT
Mark: ur generation cause frustration
Jake:*instantly gets stuck by lighting*

Ur generation cause frustration by SneakyMouse098 March 26, 2018