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West Florence High School 

West Florence High School - Sure the traffic getting to and from West Florence sucks, but who wouldn't want to go to a school that was ranked #1 in the country for drug use ;)? Run by a drunk, it is a place of top notch learning. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. It is overcrowded and students have to shit in the outdoor "bathrooms." As a freshman students have all classes outside. On the otherhand the school is across the street from a Walmart ... so ... um, yea ... some good deals there.

West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.
Student 1 "Dude, I'm so ready to not be going to West Florence High School anymore!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"
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flo or florence 

The most beautiful, loving, sexy, girl on earth.
"Hey did you see Flo in photo class this morning?"

"Yea! She is drop dead georgious!"
A common name for a female in Argentina. Often shortened to Flor or Floren.
Wow, what a beautiful baby girl, let's name her Florencia.
Florencia by FrenFra March 17, 2008

National Florence Pugh Day

Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!😌
Someone- “hey what’s the part for?”
Me-“It’s National Florence Pugh Day TIME TO CELEBRATE!!”

florenco 

the most beautiful name any unicorn could have. she gives magical hugs but isn't a big fan of chocolate, she'd much prefer a tropical salad and a pina colada in the sunshine. she is friendly and loved by all. you'd be lucky to have a florenco in your life.
-wow! who is that?
-that's my friend florenco
-she seems lovely!
florenco by Florenco August 14, 2014

fountain of Florence 

The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.
I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.
name for the hottests, sexiests, cutests, finests, lil' mamas.
always is smoking hott, will always look very veryy beautiful.
shes soo florencia.
i love florencia (s).
that florencia is one beatiful girl.

florencia by theboogieman May 10, 2007