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Klondike bar floozie 

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".
A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.
Klondike bar floozie by QuacksO September 16, 2014

hit the floozie 

when you get caught cheating, your mate hits the one you cheated on them with.
i got caught again dude.. this time, my girl hit the floozie.

Pumpkin Floozie 

It is a dog who is a Floozie. Most of the time a Chihuahua. This Floozie likes pumpkins then shakes it for money or food.
My dog Cruise is such a Pumpkin Floozie. We couldn't get him off the street corner last Halloween.
also floozy, floozie; a female prostitute or someone who is very easy, promiscuous, slutty, etc.
That girl looks like a flooze in those short shorts and tight top.
flooze by Silence Dogood May 19, 2005

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit
Jordan be on that flookie dookie.
flookie dookie by _freakmaster March 12, 2015