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Stupid person: What's the weather forecast?

Smart person: Cloudy with a chance of frinkling in the afternoon.
Frinkling by DeathBaconator February 27, 2009
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fickling 

Licking a woman's clitoris while twiddling her g-spot with your middle finger.
She seemed a little bored with me until I started fickling her twat.
fickling by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Finkledog 

The most god forsaken fart stench ever.
“OH DUDE DID U JUST LET OUT A FINKLEDOG??”
“Yah…”
Finkledog by natsumemoment February 2, 2023

finnleigh 

Someone who has really weird friends and who is pretty good at sport and is really nice and is very handsome and his friends call him ugly even though they know he is much better looking
i wish i was a finnleigh

Anal Finglering 

A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.
The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!
A beautiful combination of fishing and drinking, one should and usually does imply the other.

Quantity of drinks is usually balanced on a 1:1 ratio, i.e. 1 beer for each fish caught.
Old mate 1: Whats going on this weekend digger?
Old mate 2: Just a bit of Finking I think.
Old mate 1: Finking?
Old mate 2: Fishing and Drinking,one tinnie for each fish caught, hooked one last time at 8:30am, missed my kid's footy game that afternoon.
Old mate 1: He'll live, hard to believe your wife left you though, doesnt she appreciate a good Finking session?
Old mate 2: Evidently not.

Finking by Old mated March 22, 2009