Short-fingered Vulgarian

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...

That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...

Short-fingered Vulgarian by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016

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the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

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fingercrossovic

When you bought shares in a company and tweeting every minute of it in hoping it will continue to go up even all the signs say the otherwise...

I bought a 200k shares in Amazon today, fingercrossovic it will hit $1000 in a week....

fingercrossovic by fingercrossovic June 28, 2017

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fingertrip

A search through online engines from a computer keyboard or other electronic keypad.

Oh, Caroline? She's off on another one of her fingertrips through Google...

fingertrip by paulpaxman November 29, 2012

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five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

five fingered discount by oz November 7, 2003

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