An Asian woman who is dating a fat, middle aged man because she's trying to get. dat. cash. She probably doesn't speak english very well, is not educated, and has a deep-seeded passion for daisy dukes.
Fifis are commonly found in large cities across the globe. They can be spotted in age-inappropriate clothing, clinging to a man who could be their father, and possibly pushing a stroller if they were lucky enough to get wifed up.
pronounced (fee fee)
A homemade sex toy that is made by taking 2 latex gloves filled with warm water, then tie the fingers and wrists together, add lube to the middle, and you have a fifi
also known as
fefe
Commonly referred to as the "house centipede," this freakishly large and alarmingly fast bug can be found in any basement in North America, entering one's house through the drains.
It is known that Fifis like damp areas, so if one leaves a pile of towels on the floor after showering their basement, they are certain to find one. Fifis also run towards you to hide in your clothes, which is probably the worst part.
The Fifi has a disgusting number of legs and antennae, which makes it *almost* resemble something cute and cuddly, hence the ironic name "Fifi."