faloniess 

-fu-low-nee-is-

to act unsure, shaky about something.
appear to be nervus about a situation, unsettling
or just plain weird!

why is that dude actin so faloniess.

"why you gotta be so faloniess?"

faloniess by sam Bow August 13, 2006

butt felonker

butt felonker,can meen anything you want it to meen basicly
its pronounced: Fell-on-kur

"Dude,your such a butt felonker."

butt felonker by irish_dude92 December 9, 2007

Felonic 

A word to describe someones felony activities

He cheated that woman during his felonic escapades

Felonic by UTSAgril March 16, 2009

felonious bone 

A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

felonious bone by moosec May 5, 2009

felonist 

Speaking of ones self as a felon, in first person.

I am such a felonist.

felonist by Aunt Fat Butt February 25, 2008

Felonious Trumping 

The act of posting to Facebook or any other Social Media news stories that are false.

It's obvious that the dude is Felonious Trumping everything he posts.

Felonious Trumping by Hillary is my President November 17, 2016

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

Feloniously slay the testator by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009