Feet 

Those wiggly doodads connected to your shins.

(if you're really looking this up, you're a sodding moron.)

Bob: Hey Mike. What are those wiggly doodads connected to your shins?

Mike: They're my feet.

Feet by RideTheWalrus! January 2, 2009

Feet 

The things with the toenails on them.

To my suprise, my feet are awesome.

Feet by Mike Sergio Loecher November 20, 2002

feet 

Chair finders

It is so dark in here, I think I need to use my feet to find some where to sit.

feet by rawr master2432 September 25, 2009

feet 

the things you use to walk and stand often have shoes or socks on them

hey look at my feet they make me stand

feet by alan March 6, 2004

Feet 

Feet is a high end dessert that I highly suggest you eat while taking a trip to the bottom of the Pacific ocean. Feet comes from an animal called a "Human" yum yum yum

i love to eat feet

Feet by ieatbabiesboo100 July 19, 2020

Feet 

The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.

Guy: what is your fetish

Other guy: feet.

Feet by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020

Feet 

Stinky and you can suck the big toe

Your stinky feet are lovley

Feet by Max bayne July 19, 2021