Low-fat dick

A dick that has no carbohydrates, low on fat, and healthy for vegans.

Girl 1: Omg Tommy's dick is so big you should try to fuck with him
Girl 2: EW, NO, I'M VEGAN
Girl 1: Girl, he has that low-fat dick.

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Sum boi heavy fat dick

A version of slang used for annoying people you don't like

Hul you sum boi heavy fat dick Chloe Andrews

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If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this

hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

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The fat that surrounds the Penis, which in larger men, makes their Penis appear smaller than it really is.

"The length of my Penis is an optical illusion due to the dick fat surronding my penis."

dick fat by BeanSauce March 10, 2005

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A fat friend who's being a dick, or just a fat dick.

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