Fanning balls 

Dicking off, wasting time, not doing anything productive.

"Berto was over there fanning balls all fucking day, while we were all busting our asses to finish the job"

Fanning balls by Drakatk August 2, 2016

Fanning the Salmon 

A purposefully ambiguous activity with dubious connotations.

I got home last night and knew right away my roomate had been fanning the salmon! ugh!

Fanning the Salmon by Materialism March 5, 2011

fanning it

a person or thing that does extraordinary things; this can be used to describe a persons actions

did you fan it?

you got fanned?

let's get fanned

fanning it by the wizard November 22, 2003

Fanning Doors 

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.

There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.

Fanning Doors by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020

Fanning Tax

The opposite of Fanum Tax. When you get Fanning taxed you take a extra bite

Luke: Get Fanning Taxed!
Me: *Takes a bite*

Fanning Tax by Fanningtax October 24, 2023

fanning the sheets

Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.

John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.

fanning the sheets by Harnbs December 26, 2024

Fart Fanning 

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.

John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?

Fart Fanning by Stealth KC May 5, 2010