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Fairfax High School 

A "high-end" school in fairfac county, here are some interesting facts.

1. The Principle is dummer than the students.
2. Our assistant principle looks like Stalin.
3. We have fire drills while it rains.
4. Our football team went 1-11 this year, we just bought them a new field.
5. We have more drug addicts than a low-income black neiborhood.
6. Homeless people live behind our baseball field.
7. Our best sport is Cheerleading and we arent even good at that.
8. We have a 45-minute period of the day that somewhat resembles recess.
I love fairfax high school

Woodson can suck my choad.
Fairfax High School by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 19, 2006
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Fairfax County 

As the anchor county of Northern Virginia with a population of over 1,000,000, it is the wealthiest county in terms of household income in the entire country. Many individuals from across the country and world move to Fairfax despite its expensive cost of living, because apparently, other counties and cities in the DC area are either too far from their jobs (i.e. Loudoun and Prince William Counties), or are just too crappy to live in (i.e. nearly anywhere in Maryland). It is nationally known for its extensive federal and high-tech jobs, as well as its landmark malls and shopping centers (Springfield Mall, Fair Oaks Mall, Reston Town Center) and mega shopping centers (Tysons Corner), which are popular shopping areas for tourists but are mostly used by local teens and adults to kill time. Fairfax also has some of the nation's best public schools, although it'll find anything to take the day off, from an inch of snow to no AC. And Fairfax has some of the country's worst traffic, which usually occurs from from 4 am to 1 am the following morning. Fairfax (as well as the rest of Northern Virginia) is the usual target of Richmond and its GOP in refusing transportation and other financial funding for the region, all of this while Northern Virginia tax dollars are used to fund roads and schools in trailer parks of southwestern VA. This is because the state's GOP know any growth from the result of funding will make Virginia a solid blue state. Fairfax also stands out as it is very racially diverse, but unlike our neighbor state to the north, everyone can actually get the f*ck along. This has resulted in many interracial couples to appear (besides White men and Asian or Indian women - thank God!) and a county proposed, but failed plan (thanks to Richmond, again) to give IR marriage couples extra tax breaks. Certain individuals who live in Fairfax County include many White nationalities, Koreans and Chinese, various African immigrants, Central American immigrants, Military personnel, high-tech geeks, preps, yuppies, stoners, emos, goths, the whitest black people (Oreos), the blackest Asian people (Chiggers), and others.
(Example of a debate in the Virginia General Assembly)
Tim Kaine: Now we need to find a solution to the traffic problem in Northern Virginia. Any Ideas?
Richmond GOP fag: Over my dead body I'll allow funding for Fairfax County to build the Silver Line to Dulles and through Tysons Corner.
Northern Virginian Rep.: That's all right. Watch in November how Fairfax alone will give Obama Virginia. And in 2009, my region will throw you and the rest of George Allen's butt-buddies out of Richmond.
Fairfax County by The Fairfaxian October 1, 2008

fairfax high school 

An extremely awesome school in Fairfax VA. We got the best music program in the state, no one can beat us!

Also, our school is full of asians! :D! i mean really full of asians. In fact, if you ever think about learning korean, all you gotta do is stroll down a hallway and you know it!

Main rival school is Woodson high.
Person 1: i go to woodson. it's no fun, and there aren't many asians :(

person 2: well then come on down to fairfax high school!

person 1: ok! yay!
fairfax high school by hoagly December 25, 2010

Fairfax High School 

The only High School where:
The Main Thing is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing.
Only the students who go to FHS can ever understand that.

Fairfax High School is home to the Rebels, who have extreme pride in their school.
FHS is also where the Principal may actually be cooler than the whole school combined.

Demographics:
Pretty much an even mix of all races, and social classes. You either have money, or you don't. That's just how it goes.

The FHS music dept. is the Best in the county, because they're just so amazing (and Blue Ribbon).

Sportswise:
SWIM TEAM AND CHEERLEADING!
"One: We are the Rebels. Two: A little bit louder. Three: I still can't hear you. Four: more More MORE!"

Person One: Where do you go?
Person Two: I go to Woodson. My life sucks. I wish I went to Fairfax
Person One: Yes, because Fairfax High School is the BEST!

Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) 

Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Trot held in Mantua, VA for the purpose of having fun and charity.
Visit FairfaxTurkeyTrot.com to signup for the Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) Thanksgiving Charity Run!!!

fairfax high school 

Hell hole that no one should be put through located in Fairfax, Virginia. Feel free to burn it down...but hurry! One of the students might beat you to it!!
30 degrees outside and some idiot pulls the fire alarm...

fairfax junior high 

ratch3t ass school infested wit kids who think say they are crips and mexicans who think they can say the n word. if you go to this school you will be offered drugs at some point and probably depressed.
friend 1: fairfax junior high
friend 2: ew