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Epictetus, c. 50 – c. 135 AD) was a Greek stoic philosopher. He was born into slavery to a Roman master, gained his freedom only to be banished from Rome. Spending his remaining life in northwestern Greece. His teachings were written down and published by his pupil Arrian in his Discourses and Enchiridion. The Enchiridion of Epictetus is a short manual of Stoic ethical advice. Eschewing Metaphysics the branch of philosophy that studies the fundamental nature of reality, the first principles of being, identity and change, space and time, causality, necessity, and possibility. It includes questions about the nature of consciousness and the relationship between mind and matter, between substance and attribute, and between potentiality and actuality. The word "metaphysics" comes from two Greek words that, together, literally mean "after or behind or among the study of the natural".
Epictetus claimed, "It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.”

He also said: “Only the educated are free.”
by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022
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epictaco

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Man I had an epictaco last night, that girl pwned me!
Send text to your girl (honey, when I get home I want to eat your epictaco).. make her day
by Hawger August 24, 2007
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This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.
Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.
by MC? February 14, 2006
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Evita

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Evita is a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It is about Evita Peron, the first lady of the former president of Argentina. It's a great musical with awesome songs like "Buenos Aires" and "Oh What A Circus".
Evita: High flying adored, I've been called names, but that's the strangest. My story's quite usual "LOCAL GIRL MAKES GOOD WITH FAMOUS MAN". I was slapped in the right place, at the perfect time. Filled a gap, I was lucky...but one thing I'll say for me....no one else can fill it like I can.
by Ilana July 16, 2008
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Evictionism

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Evictionists state that the act of abortion must be conceptually separated into the acts of:

1.the eviction of the fetus from the womb, and
2.the dying of the baby.
Building on the libertarian stance against trespass and murder, they support a right to the first act (eviction), but

not the second act (murder).

They believe the woman always has a right to evict if done in the gentlest manner possible as long as the woman has publicly announced her abandonment of the right to custody of the fetus.

The evictionist view is that the mother may not directly kill the unwanted child (e.g., initiate a medical abortion), but she may

indirectly do so by evicting it from her premises during a time in which it is non-viable outside the womb.
Evictionist founder, Walter Block modifies Judith Jarvis Thomson’s famous violinist thought experiment and uses it to support his claim.

It’s essentially this: If you woke up one morning, connected by medical tubes to the body of an unconscious violinist, surely you shouldn’t be legally obligated to remain attached because that would constitute slavery. You are free to disconnect

yourself, even though the violinist may soon die after they are disconnected from your life support.

The violinist, though unconscious, is in effect trespassing the property of your body, and therefore you have the right to evict.

However, It’s impermissible for you to end this involuntary connection by slitting the violinist’s throat; that would be

unnecessary, and thus murder.

Evictionists also believe that advances in technology will continue to improve the medical ability to preserve a living fetus after removal from its mother. This future technology is hoped to save the lives of evicted fetuses at increasingly younger ages whereas

aborted fetuses would continue to die at any age.

During the past several decades, neonatal care has improved with advances in medical science, and therefore the limit of viability has moved earlier. The lower limit of viability is approximately five months gestational age, and usually later.

Evictionism protects babies from abortion while preserving women's rights to their bodies.
by Oblivious Maximus March 22, 2021
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Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"
No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."
by PBMax June 13, 2008
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epictaph

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An epitaph that is so greatly amazing, in any given way, that it is no longer universally referred to as an epitaph, but as a rare epictaph.
Joe-"Dude, did you see the epitaph of that tombstone the other day?"

Bob-"Yeah, It was pretty exciting."

Joe-"Oh, It wasn't just exciting; it was epic."

Both Bob and Joe in pantomime-
"Epictaph."
by SeniorTaco January 26, 2009
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