wangus erectus 

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.

male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.

wangus erectus by sarahmae September 29, 2007

Penis erectus 

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

Penis erectus by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Nohomo Erectus 

The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.

Also see broner

As a young adult getting a piggy back ride from my uncle, I achieved a nohomo erectus.

Nohomo Erectus by LMBH Factory November 5, 2011

cockus erectus 

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

cockus erectus by PeeBee February 19, 2004

homo erectus 

huh huh.

homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.

They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.

homo erectus is a very cool name for cavemen (and women?).

homo erectus by Andy April 27, 2004

keyboardicus erectus 

a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.

Dude, when you foot-rocked that live tv performance, keyboardicus erectus was born.

keyboardicus erectus by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009

dumbo erectus 

n. Dumbo erectus is the next step in human devolution. With a lower IQ than homo sapiens, and yet a normal human stride and a keen taste for fashion, dumbo erectus is the product of generations of breeding between shallow homo sapiens. The devolution towards dumbo erectus began with the invention of the television. Dumbo erectus can be found living within all modern homo sapiens populations, but higher concentrations are found in North America, with the center of population in Hollywood, California.

Cyndi, don't linger too long on Hollywood Boulevard, you might be jumped by dumbo erectus and forced to give birth to born again Christians.

dumbo erectus by Anarkhos November 4, 2013