A celebration of the fact that we San Francisco Bay-Area dwellers despise our Novembers and certainly wish we could remove the cold part from our dreary days. why sit in the fact that we hate outside windyness/cold-scary when we can sit inside instead and epilate our bodies the whole time, thereby creating less body hair for next time we meet someone uber-sexy!? :)

down the drain december
January's Finest
i-see-your-bald february

i could not go outside to blow kisses to ANYBODY in the Park because it was raining, so i decided to stay inside all month and epilate, epilate, epilate it all away(the pain!)!! :p heehee! now i blow kisses all summer long cause my body has no hair.
i "epilate my November" every November!! :)

Epilate my November by bass.kitten May 1, 2009

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Epicatious

Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.

"i just got the most epicatious kill in halo"

Epicatious by USM Teufelhund January 14, 2010

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Epicatunity

a. the act of being epic

2. unparalleled levels of awesomeness

n9ne. banana pancakes

1. "look at the way that guy handles that whip." "epicatunity." "befro good sir."

dos. the end of 300 as Dilios finishes his phenomenal speech and charges into battle would be an acceptable time to utter "epicatunity"

Epicatunity by Bro-Central February 19, 2010

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epicatunist

(ep·ic·a·tu·ni·st) ep-ik-uh-too-ni-st

a. a person who takes full advantage of epic moments.

b. some one who is good at finding epic moments

c. some one accreditedly epic

man, just look at phil riding that croc" "I know, what an epicatunist

epicatunist by Bro-Central June 14, 2010

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