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Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

Epileptic Cowboy 

A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.
Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Epileptic Cowboy by Pecker112 November 16, 2012

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier 

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.
i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

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Epileptic cow is so bad at pvp hahahaha XD epileptic_cow sux lel
epileptic_cow by leptune September 11, 2013

Epicleptic 

Being so crazy drunk you feel epileptic. Happy Drunk.
Hey Brobe, Aids went to that party last night she was epicleptic!

Dude, is was fucking magical!
Epicleptic by legs93 May 19, 2009

Epileptic Orgasm 

Having intercourse with a man or woman as they are having a seizure or waiting till they have a seizure to have intercourse.
For the best sex I don't give my partner their medication. I get an epileptic orgasm everyday
Epileptic Orgasm by Ron Brawndo1 December 11, 2013