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Emily’s theory on the United States Government 

Emily’s theory on the United States Government states that if president Biden does not soon realize he is acting like a commie and that the American people are over it he will find himself no longer the president of the United States.
And I said to the president if you do not believe in Emily’s theory on the United States Government then you can test it at your earliest convince.
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Emil's mom 

Get the "frikort" from "Donken" and she will fulfill all of your dreams.
I have a "frikort" to Emil's mom, totally gonna use it tonight.

Emilie's syndrome 

When a person is mean to you for no reason even if she's your friend, despite all the attempts to satisfy her and being friendly
" - Damn why is she so mean and violent with me ?
- Don't worry dude it's normal...
- But I was kind with her

- ...She's got the Emilie's syndrome"
Emilie's syndrome by Maxmoshark November 6, 2019

Emily S from Aussie 

Cough… cough…. My best friendcough cough..

Also a person obsessed with anime (kinda)
Emily S from AUSSIE is weird… la mente la drogus

Emil's big tornado 

A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.
S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.

Emil’s Fallacy 

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.
Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy
Emil’s Fallacy by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

Emile Heskey Syndrome 

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.
Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.
Emile Heskey Syndrome by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010