Elegant Fapping 

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.

Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.

Elegant Fapping by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010

elegant gothic lolita

a type of japanese fashion characterized by frilly, victorian, baby doll and little girl dresses.

she dresses elegant gothic lolita.

elegant gothic lolita by argyle November 20, 2003

Elegant-Demise 

The term used for when something good(elegant) causes something bad(demise).

John: "Great, I bought this PS3, now I don't have gas money for a week."

Mark: "No gas for a week over a PS3? Wow, only you would get that type of Elegant-Demise."

damn bad good gas games

Elegant-Demise by Xehanort August 1, 2009

Elegant-Demise 

Term used to describe an obsession with a person you've never met.

Mike: "I can't believe this man, I feel like I've been getting obsessed with this girl I met over a chatroom..."

Joe: "Huh? Dude, get a grip, don't let that elegant-demise get to you."

stalker stan love beautiful got it bad

Elegant-Demise by Marksman9 August 1, 2009

Elegant Flower 

An elegant flower is a term used to describe females who seem sweet and innocent but are actually a bit promiscuous.

Isabella, elegant flower by day, thong acrobat by night.

Elegant Flower by GiuseppePino June 3, 2011

elegant slut 

Taylor Swift.

Ugh, she's such an elegant slut.

elegant slut by Lilmermaid July 19, 2014

Elegant Ratchetness 

The appearance of togetherness, style, grace and organization, accompanied by controlled chaos with a nonchalant attitude. But this attitude can be triggered with the slightest disrespect or
incompetence!

Origin from the Louisiana term Ratchet

The word ratchet first appeared in 1999, with the song "Do the Ratchet" by Anthony Mandigo from Shreveport, Louisiana.

“I’m on my shit, but I ain’t shit” - Elegant Ratchetness

“They better not ask me to do nothing extra today at work”

Elegant Ratchetness by MrDanny E.R January 9, 2019