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A deadly disease that claims 90% of the lives it infects; Instead of being taken seriously it has become rapidly popular. The excuse for everything is Ebola. Ge your lives together.
"She is in the CDC with ebola.. I will pray for her family."
*Late for school/work*
*Walks in and coughs*
*Everybody* "EBOLA!!"
Employer/teacher "Why were you late?"
"Ebola.. That's why."
Ebola by Sissa83101 December 25, 2014
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A sketch on In Living Color used this word to replace bomb, because
1. Bomb was being overused by white people.
2. Ebola, like bomb, is analogous to mass destruction.
.....It's the ebola!
ebola by Bombman January 27, 2005
Do u no da wae?
Yes I no da wae!I have ebola!

I must find the kween!
Ebola by Omg_u_Ok_gyal February 5, 2018
Derogatory word for a woman who sleeps with a lot of men, especially Africans. Implies that the woman spreads her legs faster than the spread of a highly contagious virus and that she's likely diseased.
"Yo dawg you see that fine pair of titties outside the liquor store?"

"Nah homie you don't want none of that. She's ebola."
ebola by k.chisel September 16, 2014
Another word for cool,smooth,nice,dope,etc.
Man dat shit was ebola
ebola by thatguynik May 4, 2006
Ebola is a rare and deadly disease caused by infection with a strain of Ebola virus. The 2014 Ebola epidemic is the largest in history, affecting multiple countries in West Africa. The risk of an Ebola outbreak affecting multiple people in the U.S. is very low.
Ebola is spread through direct contact with blood and body fluids of a person infected by and already showing symptoms of Ebola. Ebola is not spread through the air, water, food, or mosquitoes.
Ebola is a deadly virus, you get it by direct contact.
Ebola by Sly2001 November 12, 2014
Level 4 pathogen that the world, mostly ignorant people, are stressing over way too much. The influenza virus is 20 times more dangerous and is easier to catch. You are more likely to witness an obese woman fall from a roller coaster before you catch Ebola.
Retard1: Hey you should be careful, aren't you afraid of getting Ebola?

Educated person: No you fucktard.
Ebola by kyle_kaotic October 14, 2014