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I am eastering him tonight
Eastering by Easterdondo October 10, 2019

Entering the pearly gates 

After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.
Dave: Yo Joe, my girl wanted me to enter the pearly gates after she got creampied by Quandale!

Joe: No way bro she must be for the streets

Entering the pearly gates: After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

Entering the Matrix

Seeing the math that life is made of.
“And now… We are entering the Matrix.”
-Neo
Entering the Matrix by 9ordon October 29, 2025

Entering the in between

Entering the in between means that someone has reached the life course stage, emerging adulthood.
I hope you like to make shoes for mice, because that’s gonna happen, as you are now entering the in between. You okay with that, son? Nah? Stop attacking! Police!
The act of hiding something up your butt
You did you hear how Jake was eastering that Cadbury Egg
Eastering by anonymous April 18, 2026

go commit air not entering lung area 

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old