comet droppings

Comet nuclei are loose collections of ice, dust and small rocky particles, and leave a trail of debris behind them. Comet droppings are the dirty piles of snow and ice compacted by plows that starts off white but eventually becomes grungier as it melts down to reveal dirty, gravel, cigerette butts, and other debris when the tempurature rises

Once the sun came out and thawed the compacted snow on the curbs, the streets were lined with comet droppings.

comet droppings by Kahoki February 13, 2009

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dropping logs

From a casual perspective, 'dropping logs' can be thought of as simply taking a dump. A more serious definition would be a more deliberate approach to the art of having a bowel movement. By definition, Dropping Logs may be considered a skill by those individuals that put genuine concentrated effort into a particular bowel movement. For example; a sporting person may refer to the acquired skill of aiming turds while aloft on a tree limb as dropping logs. A person with a medical affliction like constipation may consider expressing 'dropping logs' as way of expressing verbally their feeling of relief. An animal lover may use the term affectionately, such as: Fidow did an excellent job of dropping logs on our walk this morning. It may be used as a form of personal expression: I generally am not in the habit of dropping logs at a complete stranger’s house. With a bit of imagination, the possibilities are limitless.

I caught Ginger dropping logs at my apartment when I arrived unexpectedly early. I reassured her that it was perfectly acceptable and took a massive dump myself with the door open. I warned her about the use of open flames during the process.

dropping logs by Big Ed Moustapha January 5, 2010

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dropping Hamiltons

Spending ten dollars, perhaps on a movie. From the Saturday Night Live digital short "Lazy Sunday", featuring Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg.

"You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons." (This refers to the 1804 duel in which then-Vice President Burr killed Alexander Hamilton, whose portrait appears on the ten dollar bill.)

dropping Hamiltons by Michael D. Gately June 11, 2006