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back dooring 

When a male/female has sexual relations with a friend's boy/girlfriend.
"I think my friend is back dooring me, I saw his boxers in my girlfriend's covers the other day!"
back dooring by DellyWasHere May 24, 2012
Someone who drop kicks a swinging door when someone is on the other side to mortally injure them.
Shit, did you hear Tony went dooring this morning?

No, who'd he get?

He only went and doored the finance director

What a stupid wanker he's going to get a P45.
Dooring by Puffles July 15, 2009
a mixture between boring and dull. Used when the dpeaker cannot decide which is more accurate.
"I saw dear John this weekend it was incredibly doring."
doring by Phatphredd February 9, 2010

deering wheel 

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

John Deering 

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
John Deering by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
"I'm off Deering tonight"
Deering by coldsunna October 10, 2008