Div

A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.

Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing

Div by Whoremonger April 15, 2008

Div

Word used by idiots to describe someone they think is an idiot (but actually is not).

Usually used wrongly or affectionately.

What a div.

Shut up you div.

Div by Brringo March 1, 2022

Div

Someone who gets a tattoo but doesn't know where! Possibly balding, tanned and knocking on a bit! :)

Oh hey! I'm getting a Tattoo.
Where you getting it done?
On my arm.
I meant the studio you Div!

Div by MrCoolio July 25, 2013

div

A customized layout used for Myspace.

My new div took me 2 days to make.

div by Jfender24 August 8, 2007

Div

The nickname for a five star (or three star) chef, A voracioous blogger and constant and loyal companion. Known for thoughtful birthday presents, pigtails, lavish generosity and teflon frying pans.
If you know a Div, your life will be ENRICHED.

Div made me a lobster souffle on saturday, The Ritz pales in comparison to his/her food.

Div by ILoveNom October 25, 2011

Div

A.k.a known as Divyaj. He is a guy of smartness ,loyalty , and a big heart .He is a very lovable and adorable person. And he is probably the smartest guy in the friend group.You will be very lucky if he is your partner, he is one to keep.

“Omg its div! He looks so cool today !”

Div by The truth 3000 May 27, 2020

Div

A substitute for male and female genitalia from the popular book will save the galaxy for food

He was acting like a div so I punched him.

Div by Parzaval June 3, 2018