disgruntled whale 

Leaving a fat bird naked on her back on the floor after refusing to fuck her due to her disgruntled blubber.

Good shout- you just left her there like a disgruntled whale

disgruntled whale by tedwheatus March 20, 2010

Disgruntled Pelican 

When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...

David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!

Disgruntled Pelican by kmb00 June 14, 2021

disgruntled christian 

A Christian thats become disgruntled with their faith. Instead of looking into any other religion or wondering if one religion might be wrong, they say none of it is real. Because Jesus didn't do what they wanted, now they're atheists. But they're atheists to get back at Jesus, because now he sucks.

Jesus didn't cure my hemorrhoids! So now, I dont believe in anything! Rah. You say Im a disgruntled christian but you wrong! Im a Atheist now!!

disgruntled christian by Lil' Taste October 23, 2016

disgruntled bigot 

1. A person who is not comfortable with his/her racist ways. They deny they are a racist but repeatedly are caught hatin on minorities.
2. A pissed off racist
3. Micheal Richards

"i hate naggers"- Clayton Bigsby(disgruntled bigot)

disgruntled bigot by tall-tee December 22, 2007

Disgruntled Dragon 

Disgruntled Dragon

The Disgruntled Dragon is a unique and romantic sexual maneuver designed to impress and please at the same time.

The Procedure: When one is about to ejaculate while receiving felatio the man should deliver a swift karate chop to the woman’s throat. This in-turn will cause a gag type reaction resulting in seaman being discharged through the woman’s nasal passages. As a result the women will have the appearance of a dragon with “Smoke” coming from her nose.

I gave betty a disgruntled dragon on our 10th wedding anniversary.

Disgruntled Dragon by Stokley G February 19, 2009

Disgruntled Avians 

What you call 'Angry Birds' when you want to annoy any unwanted youth who happen to own phones.

Hey, do you want to play some Disgruntled Avians?
ANGRY BIRDS!
No, I'm pretty sure it's 'Disgruntled Avians.'

Disgruntled Avians by InsaneCraziness April 9, 2015

disgruntled jackass 

A person that holds considerable butt-hurt towards an object or person and reacts in an inappropriate manner depending on the level of butt-hurt and showing what a jackass they've become, and how disgruntled they are.

Shawn got so tired of other students picking on him he became a disgruntled jackass and urinated in their mouths.

disgruntled jackass by bdubayew June 9, 2018