Briggsy's Diversity Policy 

Belief held by an individual belonging to several dozen minority groups that he should be treated as a superior being. Otherwise known as "a chip on each shoulder and three on the hunchback".

If I want to take the piss out of that ugly, disabled, blind, black lesbian with two fannies and three arseholes then I will.

Yeah, who gives a fuck about Briggsy's Diversity Policy?

Briggsy's Diversity Policy by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006

Diversity-Tourist 

One who praises diversity while living in a monoracial town/neighborhood.

"If you claim to love diversity, yet live in a white-majority neighborhood, you're just a diversity-tourist."

Diversity-Tourist by UD345 September 5, 2017

time and relative dimensions in space 

T.A.R.D.I.S. It refers to the Gallifreyan time and space travel capsule which is dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside). The most common example is the one used by the Gallifreyan Time Lord known as "The Doctor", that is permanently disguised as a 1960s police telephone box.

Susan: I made up the name TARDIS from the initials - Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

time and relative dimensions in space by fortytwo42 July 16, 2014

Diversity 

This is the latest empty buzzword popular with lefties and feminists. It means lets get rid of the white guys first. Then we will get rid of the colored ones. We will replace them all with white women and, if any openings are left, with a few colored ones.

Everybody benefits when business promotes diversity.

Diversity by Drunvahlo January 15, 2015

Diversity 

Diversity=Really rich white folk won't live here.

"The neighborhood is wonderful and so full of Diversity!"
Response, "So you mean the white people are leaving?"

Diversity by yup2 April 23, 2011

third dimension 

1. The depth or thickness of a real object.
2. A metaphor for LSD, at least in the minds of certain cartoonists.

"The third dimension is a theoretical realm of space and time in which the particles and dark matter of this parallel, alternate reality bends light to collide with the electrical charges of the subconscious mind. What is light becomes dark. What is dark becomes light. Some look into the third dimension and see nothingness; others believe they see the very face of God." - Fluffy Thing, Intermission in the Third Dimension

third dimension by lilzilla February 1, 2005

diversity 

An old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era to deliver large supplies of puréed walnuts from the South to the North. The walnuts were used as a replacement for toilet paper, due to the wartime shortage. Despite the volitile relationship between the two countries at the time, the North figured that it was more important to have a clean ass than to place an embargo on the South's nut shipments. The South figured,"Hell, we need the money".

There have been complaints from the authorities about a lack of diversity in the News Room.

diversity by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005