National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

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Dick Sucking Llama

A Level 30 dick sucking goat, known to inhabit the lands of a texas "safari"

Awesome! My dick sucking goat just evolved into a dick sucking llama

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problem of giving blowjobs too easily to too many guys

Amy has a major Dick Sucking Problem. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!

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when a girl has massive lips, that are good for giving head.

"her huge, plump dick sucking lips were glossed with cum"

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When a person or persons make other people so mad that they suck dick ferociously.

Man did you see Michelle last nite? Nah why?
Cuz she was dick sucking mad? Damn!!!

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When a girl goes backpacking to «feel free», but actually wants to ride alot of dick without being judged.

I went on dickpacking this summer.

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April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.

In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.

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