Urban Dictionary Word Definer 

In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.

Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an Urban Dictionary Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!

Urban Dictionary Word Definer by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009

Staffer DEFINER 

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer Definer Means That a Staff Worker Defined

Staffer DEFINER by Stupid idiot Gamer loser June 2, 2021

dirty definer 

A person who looks up every dirty name and defines it if there is no definition, or it’s a horrible name definition in his/her opinion

Dude how much of a dirty definer can you get?

I’m a dirty definer on my free time because I know what kink each girl name has

She has Nothing better to do then be a dirty definer in urban dictionary

dirty definer by Onlyme4you May 2, 2020

WMD (Wheeler Magnet Definer) 

A pseudonym for Zak Vaudo. He is apparently not fooling ANYONE.

He's flirting with EVERY girl in the world? Must be a Zak Vaudo, the Wheeler Magnet Definer.

WMD (Wheeler Magnet Definer) by MWD (Mainstream Wheeler Definer) October 27, 2004

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer 

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?

Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

people who define their names on urbandictionary by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

should include the word being defined 

who trying to make a new word

Me:make a new word
Me:submit
Urban Dictionary:should include the word being defined
Me:how to fix?
Me:wtf

should include the word being defined by baoquan022 November 15, 2021