The Rona Deception

When you think a girl is hot when she has a mask on, but when it comes off she's ugly.

Justin: Dude, I saw this hot bird with smokey eyes at Chick-fil-A, but when she took off her mask to bite in her Grilled Chicken Club she looked like Beetlejuice.
Jean-Claude: The Rona Deception, Justin.

The Rona Deception by Powerbi August 4, 2020

weapons of mass deception 

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

weapons of mass deception by Barny July 9, 2003

deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

deceptively athletic by Jc071184 March 22, 2017

diamond deception

the illusion, manifesting a few days after becoming engaged, that women you know other than your fiancée have become vastly more attractive than they were before your engagement, causing you to temporarily question your decision to propose.

Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."

Guy 1: Hey, congratulations on your engagement last week!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!

diamond deception by newfiance July 1, 2010

Decepticon 

The opposite of a Nerdfighter. A Decepticon is someone that is made of suck: A typical popular person.

Paris Hilton, Cheerleaders, Typical jocks, Male chauvinist pigs, Sluts, etc

Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!
Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!
Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.
Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.
Harry: In my pants.

Decepticon by Annie Mouse January 20, 2008

Deception Tab Shift 

When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.

Deception Tab Shift

Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook

Deception Tab Shift by Almanianc3D May 3, 2010

Decepta-Cunt

A girl that will screw you over time and time agian. Very deceptive and able to mind fuck you.

Hey man have you talked to that girl from the party lately?
Nah bro shes a total Decepta-cunt.

Decepta-Cunt by ThatDude6969 July 28, 2011