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Damsel-In-Distress 

She wants you to bail her out of every situation. You may offer her advice instead, but she'd rather just have your money. She is never satisfied with any situation, and usually nitpicks until the situation is ridiculously out-of-control.
Person A: Dude, ______ is having a really rough time. Maybe we should help her out.

Person B: <SMACK> Bitch! Don't fall for that #$*^T! She's just pulling a "Damsel-in-distress!"
Damsel-In-Distress by Crackerpants October 19, 2011
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damsel in distress

whininy bitch in need of a smacking.
damn that damsel in distress needs to stfu.
damsel in distress by jf1288 August 30, 2004

Demanding damsel in distress 

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.
"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

Deathrow Damsel 

Women that date, or find prisoners attractive. These relationships sometimes result in marriage.

This term could be used to describe women that are regularly attracted to

prisoners. It could also refer to an isolated incident, where one is attracted to a prisoner.
OMG am I Deathrow Damsel! I know he killed his entire family and ate their remains, but I get moist whenever I see him on the news.
Deathrow Damsel by ajjumah October 15, 2014

Borderline Personality Damsel in Distress 

An individual who exhibits traits of BPD as described by the DSM V however has not been officially diagnosed with said condition. Is usually stigmatized for “dramatic” and “histrionic” behavior.
David rolled his eyes at dinner when Jordan drunkenly lashed out at his Christian mother for misgendering them on the first meeting and called him out for being a borderline personality damsel in distress.

Broken-Damsel

A woman who claims to not play the role of a damsel well. In the process of doing so she marries for Money, divorces to take half later to claim she never needed help from a man.
She is a Broken-Damsel and left her husband broke.
Broken-Damsel by HuntertheHoep June 22, 2023

Damellia 

A loving and caring person who you can trust. Extremely responsible and the person you can count on when you need her the most. She’s loyal and is funny but sometimes corny. Damellia is a beautiful woman who will give you amazing advice and will be the best friend you can ever have. If you have a Damellia in your life cherish her.
Damellia the best friend you could ever have
Damellia by Dope boy 23 May 28, 2019