Crumble mumble 

Speaking with anything in your mouth...anything!!

(Guy speaks while eating food) you dude I don’t understand or speak crumble mumble.

Crumble mumble by Mydogsfartsaresmelly January 20, 2019

crumble bed

The flattened pile of broken chips and crumbs found on the bottom of a bag of chips.

Hey, are there any chips left in that bag?
Sorry Bro, it's just crumble bed.

crumble bed by jaxonzz9pza September 12, 2010

crumble/crumb 

This word(s) has a double meaning, similar to the swear word shit.

another word for shit
or
"the real deal".

Thats the real crumble im talking about!
- That is the real shit, for example in reference to drugs or food cooked at home.

Can be shortened to crumb

Thats just crumb. -or- Im looking at the crumb right now. and its you.

- Translates to
That is just so bad its not cool. -or- Im looking at the real deal right now and thats you. (a subtle pick up line that can confuse the person you are picking up - a great tactic to take on the "mystery enticer" persona.)

Ahhhhh crumble/crumb - like crud from the simpsons, only more like flanders in the first instance, and more like barney in the second.

crumble/crumb by Genevieve Ingham August 9, 2006

crumble fuck fest

A word describing a huge worthless event with a lot of people and a small meaning.

If there's a lot of people at a bookfair for example, you say " damn, what a crumble fuck fest"

crumble fuck fest by Kyle Roberts April 30, 2008

crumble dusting 

The act of getting extremely excited when you find crumble sprinkled on your pudding.

“Oh look, crumble dusting!”

“Oh gees, can this day get any better?! Crumble dusting!”

crumble dusting by Psyhunter January 23, 2023

Crumble Porn 

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.

Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn

Crumble Porn by J Brams February 5, 2023

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble

Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

crimble crumble by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018