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crapping paper 

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper
My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.
crapping paper by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

crapping around 

being unproductive, goofing off.

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

Crapping Room 

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"
Crapping Room by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018

Crapping Out 

Running your luck until you lose it all.
You better leave the Casino before crapping out.
Crapping Out by dictio8 March 8, 2019

thread crapping 

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.
Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.
thread crapping by keyshaw March 23, 2010