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Cyber-athlete Professional League: the Netgamers official sport league.
now, that's some reason for sofa slugs and gameheads to ..eh..jump for joy?..no, they'll just crawl and bring more tacos and brewskis to celebrate!
CPL by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
My CPL with her was $500 my goal is to get to $250.
CPL by BigNino February 3, 2023
CPL by not ka December 4, 2023

cpl orta 

a motivated corporal of marines who sits on the computer at work and adds atuff to urban dictionary and when ssgt walks in he opens up nalcomis and starts rambling about stuff that has nothing to do with whats being done.

another word is lollygagging
Cpl Orta:Hmmm...what word am i gonna add today?
*Ssgt walks in*
Cpl Orta: so yea uhh nalcomis...change this from M# to WP because it has to be and needs to be...
Ssgt:Good Work Orta your a hard worker.
Cpl Orta:No problem ssgt...im in the zone
*ssgt leaves*

*maximizes urban dictionary*

Cpl Orta:Ok the word today is...i wanna suck yo' dick niigah
cpl orta by THEkatMAN April 9, 2009

CPL DENNIS 

The action of Shitting,pissing, and Jerking off in 1 trip to the restroom
"Dude what's taking so long? I gotta take a shit"
" Private Hughlett is doing his daily CPL Dennis for good luck"
CPL DENNIS by xxxjellyrollsxxx January 13, 2021