Noun
Sex, usually used in times of crisis when a sibling or parent walks in on a sexual conversation. It can be used as a cover word or for recreational purposes.

Words also used in this sense are:
Ice cream - Oral Sex.
Cake - HJ and/or Fingering (Depending on 'flavor' of cake)
Brownie - Anal Sex.

Guy - Yeah, I can't believe I just got-

*Young child walks into room*

Guy - ..... Cookies....

Child - I want some cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!

Guy - They're worth the wait, but it's best when the cookies are fresh.

*Girl laughs*

Cookies by Tom Wynn October 31, 2011

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Cookies

When on the phone, 'cookies' is a way to ask the other person if there are any listeners. This indicates that something is about to be said that should be kept under wraps. Used on land line phones to normally avoid, parents, siblings, co-workers, etc.

Person 1: Man! You should've been there last night, I was......wait, cookies?

Person 2: *looks around, looks at phone* Nah, you're good

Person 1: So I was with this babe in Vegas right,.......

Cookies by ulivefor1 August 20, 2011

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cookies

partially digested food....

I think I'm gonna toss my cookies

cookies by Rachel April 14, 2004

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cookies

orgasm, gettin' a nut, cummin' like a rabbit

Like right after sex when your girlfriend asks "did you get your cookies?"

cookies by Amos Moses April 10, 2006

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