mental constipation 

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.

Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"

mental constipation by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

constantina 

the most beautiful and wonderful greek girl you will ever meet. she has the best personality and is sweet heartwarming girl. she is so gorgeous that all men are attracted to her. has bangingg boddy and is a living and breathing greek goddess. she is overall the most beautiful and amazing girl in the whole enitre universe.

who's that sexaaayy thanng?

OH thats Constantina!

constantina by anonymous7456789 September 29, 2011

constants and variables 

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)

your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.

constants and variables by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018

cerebral constipation 

The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"

The movie buff had a bad case of "cerebral constipation" as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.

cerebral constipation by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

constipation rock 

The "musical" genre in which the lead vocalist or singer sounds as though they are straining to make a huge shit, which ironically is often what their music is.

-Did you buy the new constipation rock album by Nickelback?
-No. I'm a self-respecting human being.

constipation rock by Jeff in Austin September 17, 2012

Constănțeanca

The action of taking a kfc bucket, filling it with cola from a juice dispenser, and taking turns drinking from it

Hey, wanna do a Constănțeanca tonight?

Constănțeanca by Say_Gex July 24, 2023

constantin 

the sweetest smartest sexiest guy on earth. more likely than not, is greek. if you've got a constantin, thank your lucky stars...let him know...and never let him go :)

also goes by constantinos, kostas, and dinos.

"oh my God, stop jumping around, woman...did you win the lottery?" :/
"no! i'm in love!" :D
"wow...you've fallen hard for that dude." :o
"i couldn't help it!... he's a constantin." :)

constantin by ~sparrow~ March 14, 2011