Condition Zero 

From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.

"Why do you look like that?,"Guy I'm condition zero! I NEED A TOILET!"

Condition Zero by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

Mad Conductor

The coolest Reggae funk band ever fronted by the ex leader singer of punk band No Cash

Mad Conductor Kicks ass

Mad Conductor by SkankinPunk October 16, 2009

Classical Conditioning 

AKA "The Pavlonian Reinforcement". Possibly one of the most important psychological principles you can learn to overcome fear and negative mindsets for good and build CONFIDENCE. The neutral stimulus (NS) is what has no mental reaction, but paying attention to your environment. The unconditional stimulus (US) is what automatically causes your body to react to certain emotions (think anxiety, fear, laughter, happiness, nervousness, sad). The NS turns into the conditional stimulus (CS) when the NS collides with the US. The reaction produced from these 2 stimuli is what's called "The conditioned response".

Here is an example of classical conditioning at its finest...

Let's say you're at the mall or at the store (Neutral Stimulus). All of a sudden, you spot a chick you'd like approach, talk to and meet. But then, the sign of that chick gives you Approach Anxiety (Unconditional stimulus). Next, you get the guts to approach her, talk to her, and kiss her at the end, BUT she either rejects you or asks you if you're crazy or there's anything wrong with you (NS meets US, now NS turns to CS and it produces the conditioned response of a rapid heartbeat, trembling hands, and xerostomia which is cotton mouth). The more this process is continued which is habituation, the more you weaken the conditioned response to feel that icky sensation when you want to make your moves on a girl you like. TRUST ME... you'll feel A LOT more confident at the end!!

Classical Conditioning by xSexXXyXScorpioLeo1102 September 17, 2010

Total confunction nonsense 

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way

Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense

Total confunction nonsense by CaribbeanPikachu January 23, 2020

the natural confectionery 

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

the natural confectionery by Kram22 March 5, 2021

texas air conditioning 

cold beer held in crotch while driving.

frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.

texas air conditioning by hnbc August 4, 2006

counter conditioning 

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

counter conditioning by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010