colored guy 

A black African American.

A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.

Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.

colored guy by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

Colored eyes 

Brown & Black eyes are so common when somebody says "that person has colored eyes" they mean that person has an eye color that is not Brown or Black.

That cute blonde with the colored eyes just stole my heart.

Colored eyes by Juicee413 May 20, 2016

Colored Commentary 

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.

"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."

Colored Commentary by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008

colored poop 

What happenes when you eat crayons

When Alyssa ate crayons she had colored poop..........like tye dye

colored poop by Adam Simpson September 28, 2006

Colored Skinny Jeans 

The worst trend of the 21st Century. People wear them for attention, because they too know that they look like a circus.

Gina: Do you like my new colored skinny jeans?

Adam: Not gonna lie, Gina. I think you look ridiculous.

Gina: Oh i know, I'm trying to be different so people will look at me.

Adam: In that case, you look great!

Colored Skinny Jeans by Ivana Yamama February 7, 2009

Colored Pencils 

Used as a swear word, in place of other swear words to be used around small children, innocent youth with virgin ears, or campers.

Instead of 'AWWW S**T'
'AWWW COLORED PENCILS'

Colored Pencils by Colored Pencil CIT February 24, 2011

Colored Chained Chair 

- when you take a colored women and chain her to a chair. You then slowly move up the body licking every part of her. Including the Pussy. You also do not take off the cloths. You must lift them up and lick then. Not to be confused with Chained Chair. Which is where this is no color involved. She must also be a masochist, so she go call the fucking cops. Heard this while I was at Disney world

When you chain a colored women to a chair, and lick her whole body
Man my bitch we did that colored chained chair last night, man she enjoyed that shit.

Colored Chained Chair by !Lucks_Bane! February 25, 2019