cockatile 

A variant of the avian species Nymphicus hollandicus (Cockatiel) that is made purely out of granite counter tiles.

"Damn bro, I didn't know you had a pet cockatile!" "Yup! It's a lot of work though. I have to shine him twice a week".

cockatile by LegMilkDrinker May 28, 2021

cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.

Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed

cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

cockarine 

she-hulk, catfish, and cockarhinocerous are all alternative names for the species called cockarine, she is a carniverous animal that is very curious and likes to prey on a lot of black guys

did you see that cockarine over there?! she killed that nigga with her vicious flirting abilities!

cockarine by Lil Rizal July 2, 2008

Cockaine 

A person, typically a female but doesn’t have to be, who has an addiction to ✨getting railed✨

Like an unhealthy one. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Breanna must be high off cockaine, her boyfriend is shitty and all they do is fuck.

Cockaine by leofromchicago September 17, 2021

cockatrice

Cockatrice aka Basilisk, a reptilian bird creature, supposedly from a snake raping a chicken. Either total fantasy, or some micro-dinosaur leftover that was still around during recorded history, but died out between 500 and 2500 years ago.

Legend says that to look at a cockatrice directly would cause one to turn to stone. Only weasels and ferrets are immune to their stare and could kill them. However, a person could look at a cockatrice's shadow or reflection and kill it with a sword, arrow, or anything that could else that could kill a snake or a rooster.

cockatrice by Jill Gibb, ferretor June 24, 2006

cocknitive dissonance

1. When a man really wants to have sex with a woman but knows he shouldn't because she's involved, too crazy, related, etc.

2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it

3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)

1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.

2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.

3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.

cocknitive dissonance by xanadoodle March 27, 2017

Cockatooey

Suspicious people in the hood, making a scene.

“Oi look at them cockatooeys at the pub.”

Cockatooey by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019