cobbler top 

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.

After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.

cobbler top by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013

Flop Cobbler 

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

Flop Cobbler by PoneTone August 10, 2018

the cobbler 

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

the cobbler by The Spike February 25, 2007

knob cobbler 

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

knob cobbler by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

cobblers by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

cobblestone = life 

Cobble stone = life is originated from ssundee a popular Minecraft youtuber for the reason to annoy his friend who did not believe in cobblestone = life

I made a golden cobble stone with 2 hours of my life cause you know cobblestone = life.

cobblestone = life by memebean February 4, 2021

Comfort Cobbler 

The sexual act of giving someone a "Pearl Necklace" then pulling them in close for an intimate hug.

Damn! He's sexy AND sweet; I wanna give that boy a comfort cobbler.

Comfort Cobbler by @SoulTapestry March 4, 2010