clusterfuckassery 

What you experience when the company you work for acquires another business that has nothing to do with your business and you have to integrate it.

This public relations fiasco has resulted in some real clusterfuckassery.

clusterfuckassery by SuperJRock March 2, 2010

Clusterfucked 

When you're days away from coming out of your fourth COVID lockdown and your local health authority advises that a new and dangerous strain has just been detected and that it would be imprudent to open up until the source of the new cluster is identified. In this context, clusterfuck is a portmanteau of COVID cluster plus being situationally fucked.

Health Official: 'With the discovery of this new and highly transmissible variant, which is unrelated to the existing outbreak, the government will not be relaxing COVID restrictions as previously scheduled. In summary, you have just been clusterfucked"

Clusterfucked by Ernest_Hemmingroid June 4, 2021

Globular Clusterfuck 

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

Globular Clusterfuck by AYYFRON June 1, 2010

Clusterfuck 

A way to describe the current economic state and quality of life in South Sudan.

"Did you hear about South Sudan?"
"Yeah, it's a real clusterfuck"

Clusterfuck by blairjohnstone June 15, 2021

clusterfuck trifecta 

This is the perfect storm of government, in which there is simultaneous failure of all three levels of government: local, state, and federal.

The handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was a clusterfuck trifecta par excellence.

clusterfuck trifecta by Duckbutt July 26, 2006

clusterfuckemus 

The unrelenting and unceasing fuckening of one's life by outside forces such as governmental ineptitude, inadequate world pandemic response, unending financial crises, escalating social unrest and the total denial of reality by a significant percentage of the population.

The year 2020 has been a total clusterfuckemus.

clusterfuckemus by ILUsion54 November 13, 2020

royal pooch clusterfuck 

To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'

Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.

royal pooch clusterfuck by wkc December 1, 2006