Clench Mode 

The highly dangerous sitaution that occurrs when a turd is fighting its way out of your ass and you have to clench your sphincter to keep the crowning fecal matter from becoming one with your drawers

"I got stuck in traffic on the Interstate and had to pinch a loaf, by time I got home I was in full clench mode

Clench Mode by chilly pepper November 15, 2016

clench bit 

when your penis gets pinched by your fly zipper

"OW I just had a clench bit"

clench bit by mental663 September 20, 2019

Clench Butt 

The most attractive form of a male butt.

Becky: Wow, Andrews butt is so nice!
Erica: Yeah, he has a clench butt.

Clench Butt by Onebadcookie November 14, 2018

clench of the dragonfly 

A for profit clench/schism/subsect of the Church of the Subgenius, with a specific intent to buy out J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, own and dominate, the Church of the Subgenius.

A fraternal club of freaks, weirdos, and other unusual creatures.

Your grounded for going to that "Clench of the Dragonfly" cult meeting.

Joining the "Clench of the Dragonfly" is the stupidest idea ever.

Those greedy bastards at "Clench of the Dragonfly" will never raise the 5.5 billion dollars needed to buy out "Bob"

clench of the dragonfly by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004

clench life 

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.

"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.

clench life by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018

clench maxing 

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

clench maxing by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom

Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!

clench and dash by ThatOneEmanon June 28, 2024