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Monkey clawed eagle 

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
Monkey clawed eagle by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011
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clapper-clawed 

To claw at with your nails; to beat on; to abuse.
Hamilton relaxed and rejoiced with the knowledge that the future President was just a clapper-clawed hack.
clapper-clawed by Tattatu November 20, 2016

D’Clawed

When your buddy gets so fucked up and you deny him of any more white claws
After my friend punched a donkey and fucked a beagle I had to pronounce him D’Clawed
D’Clawed by DrinkClawsBreakLaws August 17, 2019

White clawed

When a woman sucks a guys cock, then spits his cum into her hand and slaps him in the face with his own cum.
White clawed by Welpshit December 30, 2021

Clawdoggin 

Rizz was clawdoggin at the party last night.
Clawdoggin by Tacowolf7 September 29, 2019

Clawledge 

Clawledge is when one rides around town in his lifted minivan with his shirt off and tribal tats showing, looking for cougars
There goes Clay on his clawledge
Clawledge by PackFan June 18, 2010
One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.
Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
clayed by DRC Training September 21, 2014