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Christ on a stick 

frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck
Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again
Christ on a stick by Guns July 22, 2004

Christ-stain 

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.
Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain
Christ-stain by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011

Christ Core

Christian hard core music. Christian death metal, Christian metalcore. Generally Christ core bands have a Christian-centered message in their lyrics. They sound the same as other metal bands, except their lyrics convey a Christian (sometimes not positive) message. They sing about the rapture, redemption, failure, and life struggles. In their lyrics they also capitalize "you" and "your" to signify they are referring to Christ, Jesus, or God.
Popular Christ Core bands: As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red, Haste the Day, Impending Doom, Underoath.

Example of Lyrics:
Redemption
by August Burns Red
I trust in You for life to live, air to breath, purity fills my lungs. I no longer live in solitude, no longer bound. My heart beats with great devotion, this is a start to a new beginning. On my knees praying for mercy, hand raised high, humble and broken. Wanting Your grace, wanting Your security. Memories of lying face down motionless, with such a hollow feeling inside, soon I will end this life I was living. I am just a man, with a heart and sinful hands, I am a fallen victim. Lord show me the way as I give myself to You, never let me go, hold me with Your everlasting love, be my strength, be my voice, my glory. Set me free.
Christ Core by bornofapollo May 12, 2009

Christ Punch 

While having missionary style sex, with the Females arms at her sides like Jesus on the Cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to orgasm. As she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see Jesus.
Sandy told me she wanted to go to Church more, so instead I Gave her a Christ Punch, now she's an atheist.
Christ Punch by HeyzoosKrist August 6, 2011

Christ (Deemed to be) University 

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.

Christ the night 

An expression commonly used in Northern Ireland to show annoyance, anger or disappointment. Similar to, jesus tonight.
"Did ye hear the prices of bucky are going up?"
"Christ the night"
Christ the night by BuckyAddict November 30, 2018