chomping munch 

when a man goes down on a girl against his will, also includes eating anywhere in the region of the anus and butt cheeks all the way through to the top of the vagina.

"I chomped so much munch last night, and only to get those Monster energy drinks I wanted."
"She made me chomp munch last night."
"Chomping munch is something you do against your will, and you better get the whole region!"

chomping munch by Count Chocula Brocula July 28, 2017

Choosing 

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle

I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.

Choosing by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018

Chopping parsley 

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

Chopping parsley by MJBL January 10, 2012

On the chopping block 

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

On the chopping block by Morphius13 July 13, 2016

chopping rails 

Cutting up lines of powdered drugs such as cocaine for inhalation.

Bruce was chopping rails of blow when the cops kicked in his door.

chopping rails by sniffle and snort September 2, 2010

choosing beggar 

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.

Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.

choosing beggar by nutella_14 May 20, 2019

crooping 

When you cry while you poop

I was crooping last night.

crooping by alexaforev March 20, 2017