Child
Child by Beauti Kat August 21, 2016
Get the Child mug.
Child
A word which here means "A life full of peace, freedom, warm hugs, spending your summers outside, and not having to worry about 'is this on my diet?' "
Person 1: There goes my 4 year old niece!
Person 2: Ahhh, I miss the days when I was a child
Person 1: Don't we all
Person 2: Ahhh, I miss the days when I was a child
Person 1: Don't we all
Child by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021
Related Words
child • CHILDREN! • childish • Childe • Childhood • child molester • Child Support • Child Porn • childbirth • children of bodom
child
There are multiple types of children, so i'll list them here:
Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.
Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.
Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison.
Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.
Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.
Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison.
Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
#1:
Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick
Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills.
Gamer: Fuck off rapist!
#2
Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool!
Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour
#3
inmate: So how did you get here?
broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop
Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick
Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills.
Gamer: Fuck off rapist!
#2
Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool!
Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour
#3
inmate: So how did you get here?
broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop
child
child
What you all are. You're immature, you're swearing. Urban Dictionary may define your world, but you're gone too far! Read what to do when you publish. Now go be mature.